From an earlier conversation with andy:
andy: they put bluetooth hardware in the ipod touch.
tycho: that's cool.
andy: but it's disabled.
tycho: someone will hack it
andy: or apple will charge for it.
tycho: they don't do that, really, remember the 802.11g/n upgrade, and the iPhone Refund.
andy: fair enough. I kid.
tycho: I know... it's better than linux where, they'll make it visible, and it'll work... about half the time, if you're standing on your right foot.
andy: lol, yep: but you HAVE to stick your tongue into the electrical socket first, and then send them the dtrace afterwards to improve compatability which will break it with the previous human bodies