(some liberties taken with this transcript)
caroline: the outright lying makes politics fun again.
tycho: No, I think I'm still bitter.
caroline: Haha, Don't get me wrong, I'm so angry I think my brain is compressing.
tycho: sigh yeah.
caroline: But at this point I accept that half of America is backwards and nuts.
tycho: Oh, it's more like 75%. Minimum.
caroline: 99%
tycho: 90%
caroline: 140%
tycho: ERROR