(some liberties taken with this transcript)

caroline: the outright lying makes politics fun again.

tycho: No, I think I’m still bitter.

caroline: Haha, Don’t get me wrong, I’m so angry I think my brain is compressing.

tycho: sigh yeah.

caroline: But at this point I accept that half of America is backwards and nuts.

tycho: Oh, it’s more like 75%. Minimum.

caroline: 99%

tycho: 90%

caroline: 140%

tycho: ERROR