Almost Poetry

in no particular order:

"Aww, you look like you're annoyed at the water for being wet. Good morning."

"[The broken heater] had only the vaguest reminiscence of warmth."

"Wasn't your major Women's Studies?" "Yes." "Then how did you learn about the Internet?"

"You look like the kind of fellow who wants a jolly rancher."

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