H: Hey buddy
G to himself: [^H], please [^H].
G: Remember last week?
H: what with the [[^\n\t][^\W\w]] here
H: what of it?
G: try: .
H: fucking a.
G: and be done with it.
G: not quite
G: I think the real question is why can't people actually learn to format a file in a logical way from the onset.
G: So what do you do with all this amazing perl power?
H: Not much, most of the time, actually.
G: You're holding out on me.
H PAUSES AND THEN MOCK SURRENDERS: Ok you're right, I deleted X, and now the I rule my computer with an iron fist.
H: Yeah, you're right.
G: Damn it.