Here's some third-degree linking. At tychoish we're nothing if not on top of our citationality.

Jesus who?:

Schulman, who’s currently working on an oral history of ACT-UP, remembered that she’d never heard the name Jesus Christ until one day in her schoolyard. ‘I ran home and asked my grandmother ‘Who is Jesus Christ?’ and my grandmother said, ‘Well, there was this girl named Mary who got in trouble and made up this story.’’

Priceless. (Link courtesy of FAWARB.)

(from Jeffrey Ricker.)