R: So, I had a date, it was nice.

T: Oh? Good for you! What's his story?

R: He's a classmate. And he's cute!

T: Cute?

R (picture link; has two guys on it): The one on the right.

T: Um. Ours or theirs.

R: Ours, dumbshit. That's the only system that makes sense.

T: I know, right? But the other guy is cuter, so I just wanted to make sure.

R: Whatever, asshole.


T (looks at picture, again): Oh, that's right you used to have a crush on me--

R: heh. shutup.

T: --which means, we have totally different standards for cute.

R: you're welcome.