R: So, I had a date, it was nice.
T: Oh? Good for you! What's his story?
R: He's a classmate. And he's cute!
R (picture link; has two guys on it): The one on the right.
T: Um. Ours or theirs.
R: Ours, dumbshit. That's the only system that makes sense.
T: I know, right? But the other guy is cuter, so I just wanted to make sure.
R: Whatever, asshole.
T (looks at picture, again): Oh, that's right you used to have a crush on me--
R: heh. shutup.
T: --which means, we have totally different standards for cute.
R: you're welcome.